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[there are three very large crates sitting outside of the hospital today, and one very annoyed looking pharmacy clerk looking over the shipping label and muttering to himself

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[nicetouch]

What an excellent way to promote safe sex.

[touch_sensitive]

Except we can't have sex period.

[nicetouch]

I know, but it's still important to be educated!

[touch_sensitive]

Then go educate some of the people here who don't seem to know what a condom is for. Giving these things away is as good as I'm getting.

[kyaaptain]

[bluuuuuuush. Dithering over whether to get any closer ...]

[touch_sensitive]

[not happy to be here -- there seems to be a very large selection in a vast array of sizes]

[kyaaptain]

Um. Are you sure these haven't been used?

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...

I don't even want to think about them repackaging a used condom. I am going to pretend I never even had the thought, and say, "yes, I'm completely sure they have never been used."

[dr_mcdere]

A yard sale?

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[just gonna go scarlet where he stands]

[dr_mcdere]

Ah, hello.

*little awkward. but not like you.*

[touch_sensitive]

... Free stuff. Take as much as you want.

[bitchester]

They were meant for before vacation, right?

[touch_sensitive]

Supposedly. Though knowing this place, it's just another stupid way to mock us.

[bitchester]

At least they aren't leftovers from vacation.

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[baw]

You really could have kept the thought to yourself.

[gettin_fired_up]

Use 'em for a water balloon fight, I guess. They wouldn't burst though, right?

[touch_sensitive]

I don't really care as long as they go away.

[gettin_fired_up]

Don't really need 'em. Vacation is a whole year away, ya know?

[touch_sensitive]

I KNOW THAT! THIS PLACE IS SO STUPID!!