ITP: bedninja

[maid0ftime]

[Wherever you were asleep, you are no longer there.

No, you are now in someone else's bed.

Go. Frolic. Sleep.]

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[windowtothe]

[...okay, admit it. you don't really mind sharing the bed a bit]

[putyrchinthebox]

[But do you mind the huggings.]

[windowtothe]

[maybe she should mind, but she's not quite managing it at the moment]

[putyrchinthebox]

[Then you shall have an infinite amount of it.]

[watchingthegame]

[well, he was sleeping soundly . . .]

[inthemoodnow]

*was not sleeping soundly, but he is still asleep... for now*

[watchingthegame]

[. . . it's a good thing that I've worked on stopping my first reaction, when I wake up to a strange immortal in my bed.

goes for his sword, but stops before using it]

[inthemoodnow]

*at that sudden movement, his eyes slit open, barely visible, as he's instantly awake and alert, though not making any move yet.*

[threshprince]

[You are asleep. You are no longer in your RECUPERACOON. Therefore, you will begin to toss and turn as your DREAMSELF is visited by visions of HORRORTERRORS and things troll (and human) minds were never meant to see.]

[youmustlickit]

[Well you were in your RECUPERACOON...]

[threshprince]

[You suddenly have no idea where you are.]

[youmustlickit]

[You've still got a whole lot of SOPOR SLIME all over you, so you're far too zonked out to take any notice of anything out of the ordinary.]

[roboslap]

Oh no.

[roboslap]

[You are peacefully unaware of this predicament...for now.]

[andrebirth]

[sleepy death is sleeping]

[archaelologist]

[bosoms are bosoming]

[andrebirth]

[LIKE PILLOWS]

[archaelologist]

[the funnest pillows ever, AMIRITE]