*whatever you're doing in the snow this fine day, you might suddenly become aware of a rumbling in the distance.*
*a rumbling that becomes steadily louder and is accompanied by screaming.*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*if you stay where you are long enough, the rumbling become cacaphonic and a pirate will be running right at you. for those who notice details in crisis situations, the pirate is carrying a bunny as he sprints*
*and behind him, the source of the rumbling, is a hoard of huge gorilla-like rabbits.*
*WHAT DO YOU DO?*
[ooc: Running' out of steam, I'll continue tomorrow!]