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[plzdontoustme]

[Wherever ye olde underwear tree has located, you will find a confused boy staring up at the fat partridge preening itself on its limbs. Accompanying the cheerful bird are four birds that seem to be engaged in a strange activity for their natures, three hens in what just might be French maid outfits and:

Comments

[nocturnemission]

Maybe they're really good climbers...

[plzdontoustme]

But wouldn't they be heavy?

[nocturnemission]

Not if they're mostly hollow under the shell!

[plzdontoustme]

Hollow?

[vampere]

The simplest explanation would be that they were placed there.

[plzdontoustme]

Why?

[vampere]

It's part of a song. Not usually meant so literally, of course.

[plzdontoustme]

A song?

[hitme_baby]

...camp...why so weird?

[plzdontoustme]

I wonder if the ones in the clothes put them on themselves.

[hitme_baby]

I can't say I would be surprised.

[plzdontoustme]

But what are they dressing up for? Halloween was a long time ago.

[chewitover]

Certain creatures don't always need wings to fly.

[plzdontoustme]

How else can they fly?

[chewitover]

Innate properties of the species, I believe - I suppose you could call it magic.

[plzdontoustme]

Oh, yeah, they do look like they'd be magical!

[justwannahave]

*gosh that's handy*

That's a very literal turtledove . . .

[plzdontoustme]

Is that bad?

[justwannahave]

*from an evolutionary standpoint, yes*

Not if it was created just for the occasion. Looking at the others, I suspect it was.

[plzdontoustme]

Occasion?