WALL OF TEXT

[nicetouch]

[there is a man in a lab coat carrying a video camera! and he is talking into it]Though I haven't been here long, I have already heard and seen such fantastic things; Camp Fuck U Die, or "camp" as it is commonly referred to - usually in a manner of which to place blame - seems to be its own pocket of warped, alternate reality. There is all manner

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[putyrchinthebox]

Chi?

[nicetouch]

Hello, miss!

[putyrchinthebox]

Hello! Chii is real!

[nicetouch]

I can see that, Miss... Chii. Well, in that case, has anything really strange or, perhaps, magical happened during your time here in camp?

[inui_log]

*looks up from his notebook*

I haven't exactly gathered any data on being a work of fiction. If that were true, wouldn't it be against to story for for me to discover I was simply a figment of someone's imagination?

[nicetouch]

Ah, now that would create quite the paradox. But yet, from what I've been told, some people find out regardless! I really want to meet someone who's confirmed if they are born from a work of imagination or not...

[inui_log]

Unfortunately, I can't provide that confirmation for you and I don't know anyone who has stated that they know they're a work of fiction. However, it is an interesting question and I will begin to collect that data going forward. If I run into anyone who answers that they are, I'll will let you know.

[nicetouch]

Oh, really? I appreciate your willingness to share! Of course, I will let you know if I find anyone.

My name is Kishitani Shinra! New camp counsellor! My job is Camp Plastic Surgeon! Pleased to meet you~

[justwannahave]

Yes, no and did you really just ask that question?

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[nicetouch]

I did! But if you're busy, I won't bother you.

[justwannahave]

Turn off the camera first, sweetie.

[nicetouch]

Eh? Is it not okay if I have a record of your answer?

[hisshortcake]

It's a mystery!

[nicetouch]

Well, I won't pry information out of you. May I ask about your camp experiences thus far, instead?

[hisshortcake]

Okay!

[nicetouch]

Have you turned into an animal, "de-aged," or been poked with any suspicious needles?

[swornmyoaths]

No, yes, and no~!

[nicetouch]

Excellent! Well, then, may I hear about your camp experiences thus far?

[swornmyoaths]

What type of experiences are you interested in? I've been here a few years already~ you'll need to narrow it down!

[nicetouch]

... years.

W-well then! I've asked enough people about becoming animals... are there any other transformations one can undergo? And how long do they normally last?