Meet the Sniper

Nov 20, 2010 18:37

[On a rooftop near you, a tall gangly alien is lining up shots on the zombies in the distance. Between bursts of fire, he's seems to be talking to someone. Or. Trying to talk to someone, anyway.]

Shepard do you read? Shepard, do you-shit, I've got nothing but static. This is going to be fun. Cutting communications is never a good sign.

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ascendthethorns November 21 2010, 03:26:05 UTC
Such skill. It's a shame to see it wasted on those inept corpses.

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dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:28:10 UTC
Thank you for the compliment, but if I'm protecting any innocent lives, then those bullets aren't wasted.

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ascendthethorns November 21 2010, 03:38:31 UTC
You overassume their strength; the greatest threat they pose is minor injury. Even that is a rare occurrence.

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dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:40:54 UTC
Don't underestimate their strength in great numbers.

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145.73 itcamefromcamp November 21 2010, 03:44:15 UTC
You might want to consider holding your fire to conserve ammo. Remember, you can't just step out to get some more supplies whenever you want, and if you run out of ammo when they catch up to you, it'll be Game Over--

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Re: 145.73 itcamefromcamp November 21 2010, 03:44:39 UTC
Wait, is this a Martian?!

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dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:47:11 UTC
How did you get onto this frequency?

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itcamefromcamp November 21 2010, 03:49:51 UTC
I have equipment set up in my office at the hospital, of course.

Wait...no...if this is a Martian I don't want him coming here!

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buffleheaded November 21 2010, 03:47:33 UTC
Whatcha doing?

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dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:54:58 UTC
Oh, just shooting down weird alien creatures with my rifle.

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buffleheaded November 21 2010, 03:56:41 UTC
Think they're mostly just dead. But weren't you just talking to yourself?

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dont_ingest November 21 2010, 04:05:17 UTC
I was trying to contact my team.

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ovoretherainbow November 21 2010, 03:50:04 UTC
[hovering by the rooftop - not where you're shooting, but where you can see him so that you aren't caught by surprise.] You new here?

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dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:55:31 UTC
[WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU]

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ovoretherainbow November 21 2010, 04:03:44 UTC
[cocks his head at you curiously, looking about as nonthreatening as something with teeth that big can] I don't think I've seen you around before, and I'm pretty sure I'd've noticed someone who looks like you around before, ja?

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dont_ingest November 21 2010, 04:06:23 UTC
Two new species in one day.

Yes, yes, I'm new.

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tsundeer November 21 2010, 04:14:05 UTC
[AWESOME OR SCARY: WHICH ONE ARE YOU?]

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dont_ingest November 21 2010, 04:20:35 UTC
[I prefer awesome, but I'm a seven-foot dinosaur alien with half his face burnt up]

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tsundeer November 21 2010, 04:28:46 UTC
[INTIMIDATING BUT INTERESTING it is!]

W-who are you talking to...?

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dont_ingest November 21 2010, 04:31:26 UTC
Trying to reestablish radio contact with my team.

New species number three. This has to be a record.

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