Sep 28, 2010 18:57
*if you are in the Mess Hall, or near the Mess Hall, or even within a hundred feet of the Mess Hall, you would be hearing the following three things in order this October afternoon*
*a loud BANG, like a huge balloon popping*
*a loud CRASH, like a glass pitcher breaking*
*and then the sound of a freaked-out pirate and juice-covered tennis player arguing*
"WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"
"I don't have nearly enough data to answer that question."
[ooc: BEDTIME. Will continue tomorrow!]