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[dasschlechtende]

[there is a former-kingdom-nation laying down in some open field somewhere. at night.

counting sheep.

possibly quite loud even.

to his baby chick]

--but after thirteen sheep, it just gets a bit old, right?

[cheep! says the baby chick]

((... insomia--Prussia can't sleep, maybe your characters are trying to or maybe they can't sleep either.

Comments

[areplicatedhope]

You've got to get to at least twenty.

[dasschlechtende]

THIRTEEN IS BORING ENOUGH.

[areplicatedhope]

If it was, it'd be asleep now, wouldn't it?

[dasschlechtende]

. . .

[swornmyoaths]

Maybe you'd have better luck if you weren't trying to sleep on the ground.

[dasschlechtende]

I'm used to sleeping on the ground.

[swornmyoaths]

With a bunch of people wandering by to chat? I'm a part of that problem, but you don't get people pestering you awake indoors! Unless you have obnoxious cabinmates.

[dasschlechtende]

The crow ends up in my cabin whenever Camp feels like being dumb.

[the_ex_in_xp]

It's pretty novel compared to all the cows here, dude.

[dasschlechtende]

. . . COUNTING COWS! GENIUS!

[the_ex_in_xp]

I try. So what's the deal, can't sleep?

[dasschlechtende]

Yep.

Sleep is boring.

[bawwwtic]

[not actually in the field, but overlooking from the roof of the Ikea]

W-what are you doing..? It's loud.

[dasschlechtende]

COUNTING SHEEP.

[bawwwtic]

...b-but...um...there are no s-sheep.

[dasschlechtende]

SHEEP IS FOR COUNTING.

[lesbeserious]

[storming over, one hand on the hilt of her blade and the other... holding a paintbrush]

Quiet down, jeez! You're screwing up my concentration!

[dasschlechtende]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[lesbeserious]

Last warning, asshole.

[dasschlechtende]

LIKE I CARE.