ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[telapathy]

That's disgusting.

[telapathy]

Asking about something private that's disgusting in the first place. From kids, even.

[me_fuckyeah]

Dang, you're prickly...

[telapathy]

It's annoying!

[me_fuckyeah]

You can decline to answer!

[telapathy]

Declined.

[me_fuckyeah]

Man... It's like people think I don't believe in right to privacy or something!

[telapathy]

What do you expect, when you ask something like that? Why do you even care, that's pretty suspicious.

[me_fuckyeah]

For science!

And usually people wanna talk about it, as long as it's anonymous!

[telapathy]

...

[me_fuckyeah]

It's true. They've been publishing stuff about this since the Greeks were big.

[telapathy]

"Talking" and "asking" are two different things.

[me_fuckyeah]

... They've been asking too.

Man, you really don't know your history.

[telapathy]

That's what I said-- whatever, jeez.

[me_fuckyeah]

Aaaaangry.

You always this grouchy?

[telapathy]

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