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[reincarceration]

[ ASK ME ABOUT THAT TIME I WANTED TO KILL EVERYONE ]

That's really a hyperbole.

( ooc: AWKWARD SIGN FLOATING ABOVE YOUR HEAD, GO edit WAO AJ IS FLAGGING LIKE WOAH WILL PICK UP TOMORRRROWWW )

Comments

[slashing_canon]

[ASK ME ABOUT THAT TIME I WANTED TO KILL EVERYONE]

Er... I think mine must be broken...

[slashing_canon]

I don't want to do anything that'd make you happy.

[reincarceration]

How confrontational. When you feel that you've done something that doesn't make me happy, do you feel like you've won something?

[slashing_canon]

...I think it would make me happy. You know, a little, anyway. You're really, really annoying, and you don't have to be so mean.

[reincarceration]

What a pathetic kind of happiness.

[slashing_canon]

Not as pathetic as picking on somebody like me. I mean, I'm just saying. You couldn't really pick an easier target.

[reincarceration]

It is a little sad, I agree. But who am I to say no when an easy target appears in front of me?

[me_fuckyeah]

[ASK ME ABOUT THE CIVIL WAR!]

... You wanted to kill everyone?

[slashing_canon]

--N-No!

[me_fuckyeah]

Capell, if you wanted to do that, that'd make you a villain!

So I really hope you had your redeeming moment!

[slashing_canon]

I-I'm not-- I mean... I just... I just want to stay out of everyone's way. I wouldn't--

[me_fuckyeah]

You mean you haven't?!

Darn, and school buses full of orphans are in short supply here!

[slashing_canon]

I didn't kill anyone--!

...Er, well, no, I guess I've probably killed a lot of people, by now, but-- but not everyone! A-And it was supposed to help!

[me_fuckyeah]

[GASP]

Are you an accidental villain?!

[slashing_canon]

I'm not a villain!

I-I-- !

[me_fuckyeah]

Well... Maybe you were close to being one, but you're not one now, right?