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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well, howdy campers! And howdy to all you counselors out there, too! We sure do hope you're all enjoying our little exercise! Gosh, I can only imagine the wisdom some of y'all can impart to the others. It reminds me of my Grandma's Alcatraz stories! Those were the best, 'though I never understood the importance of a shiv . . .Anyway, I just

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[lostin30steps]

[drenched because he can't find his way inside, mumbling to himself]

[lostin30steps]

[insta-reaction:]

I am not lost!

[alwaysuserubber]

[TIME FOR PUDDLE JUMPIN']

[archaelologist]

[splashed with some muddy water, THANKS]

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[alwaysuserubber]

[comes running back /o/ and again \o\]

Uohooo!

[archaelologist]

[brushing off some dirty water]

Hello, Luffy.

[likesithot]

[ yaay frolicking in the rain! ]

[likesithot]

I'll be alright! It's not that cold, and if I go inside and have some tea it'll be okay.

[youbestnotmiss]

[sitting on the steps of a cabin, trying to light a cigarette.

You might think that a leaky overhang is stopping him, but you would be wrong. In fact, every time he gets one lit, a cow stomps in through the mud, spattering some of it on him, snatches it away, and wanders off, somehow managing to keep the cigarette lit for its own purposes as it goes.

Omar is now roughly surrounded by three cows who are contentedly soothing their frazzled nerves with a smoke. The pack in his hand now has two cigarettes left in it]

Don't y'all draw a line at thievin' a man's Newports?

[youbestnotmiss]

Same here, yo, but I ain't been 'round this place for long.

[studies thoughtfully; he knows that face...oh yeah. "Counseling."]

[boldstarring]

... oh, come on.

[makes his way to the glee barn, completely and utterly drenched, having, you know. forgotten to bring an umbrella and all.]

[goldstarring]

[is in the Glee barn. Trying to source a bucket for the leaking roof.]

This would never have happened to Bette Midler!

[boldstarring]

[steps in, sort of wiping his feet off near the door as he enters, and pauses briefly before closing the door behind him.]

- it would have happened to post-90s Bette Midler.

[goldstarring]

It would never have happened to Bette Midler at her best! I don't like to think about post-90s -

[glances up at him.] ...

I think there's another bucket behind the stage. Could you go get it? There's two leaks.