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[so! on this fine morning in camp fuck you die, a boy - fourteen, tops - sits outside one of the old barns, leaning against the side of it. he appears to be entranced as he peruses through an iPod.]

Britney Spears, what have you done . . .

[slowin' down!]

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[sits down next to him cheerfully.]

She didn't shave her head again, did she? It was such so sad the first time.

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It's a travesty. I think I saw some Depeche Mode tracks when I was skimming through the playlists earlier.

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How many versions of Alone? And that is [breaks into a brief bit of song] 'Til now, I always got by on my own, I never really cared until I met you [/song] Alone, right? By Heart?

... oh god.

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Oh yeah. That one.

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This is terrible.

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I've come to several other conclusions about my future self based on my extensive research, but this was by far the most distressing.

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Tell me more. I mean, on the one hand I feel like I'm interfering with your future self's privacy, but on the other hand, by the looks of this he needs it.

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I've already decided that since clearly this isn't sorting itself out based on sheer number of times those tracks were played, I'm going to have to rectify it myself. He'll thank me later. I'm sure of it.

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So how are you going to begin?

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I haven't figured that out yet.

But I think he's experimenting.

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... do you. With who?

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I don't know. Some of the google searches were very suspect.

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Really? I mean, I pondered on the possibility since he has very strong opinions on jewelled gloves, but for it to have progressed so far and I'm in the dark about it . . .

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Based on what I saw, it seems more homoromantic than anything. At least, according to the Kinsey Confidential sites I found. Although some of the other searches were much more eyebrow raising. I viewed Chasing Amy a couple times, apparently.

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. . .

It must be Finn. I can't imagine it being anyone else.

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He seems very unhealthy when it comes to feelings. That must be difficult. Can we go inside? It's starting to get hot out here.

[dusts himself off, standing.]