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[vampsuckudry]

[there's a man near the Mess Hall talking to you. yes, you]

Hello. I'm Damon Salvatore, your newest Romance Advisor. Now tell me, how is your love life today?

(( intro for Damon! will be slow. also, please fill this up if you haven't yet. ETA: I'M SO SLOW, GUYS. BUT I LOVE YOU ALL.ETA2: DROPPING FOR THE NIGHT, I'll pick up everything tomorrow.

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[bitingcynicism]

[I have so much irritation right now, it may just be palatable.]

... Romance adviser?

[bitingcynicism]

Who bit you.

[dotdotdotmunch]

It doesn't work like that in my world. And no, he wasn't responsible for it.

[bitingcynicism]

[Still watching your bro.]

How does it work?

[dotdotdotmunch]

You have to be fed vampire blood first, then die. When you wake up, you have to feed on human blood out of your own free will.

[bitingcynicism]

So it's harder.

[dotdotdotmunch]

A lot harder.

[bitingcynicism]

He doesn't care that you're not on his side?

[dotdotdotmunch]

... I can't really presume what my brother does at times.

[bitingcynicism]

[Shifts look for a moment.]

... No, I guess not.

[dotdotdotmunch]

I'll just have to make do.

[bitingcynicism]

Can you actually control him?

[dotdotdotmunch]

No. But I have other ways.

[bitingcynicism]

Other ways?

[dotdotdotmunch]

What I said. And I'm not expanding on it.

[bitingcynicism]

You're still protecting him?