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when_in_canada in campfuckudie

Silly Canadian Laws v2

Aug 09, 2010 21:23

[There is a Mountie standing outside the Consulate this evening, looking positively horrified. At his feet there is a dead Sasquatch. Yes, a Sasquatch, shot in the chest. He does not seem distressed by the fact it is a Sasquatch, simply that it is dead. He is now checking for vital signs, clutching his hat to his chest ( Read more... )

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boxbythebed August 10 2010, 01:40:03 UTC

Whoa.

[untied shoelaces]

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:44:15 UTC

[oh god ALL THE LAWBREAKING my tiny little brain can't take it]

Er, Miss...

boxbythebed August 10 2010, 01:45:54 UTC

What? Did you kill that?

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:55:24 UTC

Of course not!

But your shoes are untied, young Miss.

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purple_pliers August 10 2010, 01:45:03 UTC

...is that a sasquatch?

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:49:05 UTC

I fear it is, young Miss.

purple_pliers August 10 2010, 01:53:18 UTC

...I mean, the Sasquatch? Really?

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 01:59:52 UTC

It is a Sasquatch. Poaching of them is highly regulated... in that it is not permitted at all.

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vs_everything August 10 2010, 01:56:29 UTC

[sitting in a tree, eating ice cream]

... dude.

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 02:02:03 UTC

[ffffffffff DOUBLE WHAMMY]

This is just not... please come down at once!

vs_everything August 10 2010, 02:03:44 UTC

But it was really hard getting up here without dropping my ice cream.

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 02:15:04 UTC

Then you should not have climbed the tree! As it is, tree-climbing is illegal!

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donationsorgtfo August 10 2010, 01:59:14 UTC

[standing on a nearby tree-branch]

Huh. It didn't go "pichuu~n". Weird.

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 02:02:46 UTC

...what is that sound meant to imply?

[DID YOU KILL THIS CREATURE-- wait where are you? glancing aroun---NOOOOOOO]

Oh dear. Descend, please.

donationsorgtfo August 10 2010, 02:04:54 UTC

You know, "pichuu~n".

Maybe if I try shooting it again...

[shoots it again. With magic shrine maiden paper. Right in front of you.]

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 02:14:07 UTC

------MISS!

Did you kill this creature, or are you simply mutilating its earthly remains?!

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touched_by_an August 10 2010, 02:04:54 UTC

Hey Mr. Mounty, drinking age is 18 here, right?

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 02:10:18 UTC

Ahh..?

[WHAT A TIME FOR THIS]

It is eighteen in Quebec, and nineteen elsewhere. As the Consulate claims no specific province, I could declare either age valid. Might I inquire why?

touched_by_an August 10 2010, 02:13:29 UTC

Just deciding where I want to spend some time doing a little innocent relaxing, ossifer.

when_in_canada August 10 2010, 02:19:40 UTC

And what is your age, young Miss?

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