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[say_thee_nay]

[And in this corner of the typically expansive center of Camp, there's a god and a space raccoon seated on a bench. It's a very nice bench--sturdy, with plenty of room--but one of them doesn't seem terribly happy about being there. Could that have something to do with the sign overhead...?

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[roundhouselaser]

I'll take the bench.

[roundhouselaser]

What recent experience is that?

[say_thee_nay]

Camp.

[roundhouselaser]

Very specific.

[say_thee_nay]

'Tis no less accurate.

[roundhouselaser]

Oh well. Spilled milk.

[raccooniverse]

Check this guy... You sound like an enthusiastic judge.

[roundhouselaser]

You really know how to endear yourself to people.

[raccooniverse]

One of the virtues of not technically being people.

[roundhouselaser]

You're sentient. You're people.

[raccooniverse]

That's a pretty enlightened perspective... Would that make you one of those activist judges?

[roundhouselaser]

Just a guy who's been around the galaxy a few times.

[raccooniverse]

Amen to that, brother.

[roundhouselaser]

Don't think I have any Ewoks for relatives.

[raccooniverse]

Don't be fooled--I'm actually a midget Wookiee.

[roundhouselaser]

That clears everything up.