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[say_thee_nay]

[And in this corner of the typically expansive center of Camp, there's a god and a space raccoon seated on a bench. It's a very nice bench--sturdy, with plenty of room--but one of them doesn't seem terribly happy about being there. Could that have something to do with the sign overhead...?

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[nocturnemission]

Uh... Sorry, but I'm not looking for any pets right now.

[nocturnemission]

No, no. A wizard did it!

[raccooniverse]

... you're blaming wizards, now?

[nocturnemission]

Just the one.

[raccooniverse]

Which one?

[nocturnemission]

Uh, I think his name was Yen... something-or-other.

[raccooniverse]

... all right, now you're just making stuff up.

[nocturnemission]

I am not!

[raccooniverse]

The wizard Yen-something is misleading the youth of today. Right.

[nocturnemission]

At least when it comes to Nobodies, yeah.

[raccooniverse]

Nobodies.

[nocturnemission]

Yeah. We're kinda different from most people, so some folks say we shouldn't exist.

[raccooniverse]

... sounds familiar.

[nocturnemission]

Same old story, huh?

[raccooniverse]

Pretty much.

[say_thee_nay]

Wise of thee. He sheds and talks, both incessantly.