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[intheblueblazes]

[suddenly 5 huge, hulking, Stranger Danger!size gorillas in overalls run streaking and screaming through the farm, set on fire. Blue fire.

They are running from a HUGE BLUE BRUSHFIRE behind the barn.

Also, totally not nearby or looking awkward or guilty at all, holy shit who knew the field would burn so easily, a slightly beat up teenage boy

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[coughinguplove]

[approaching housewife!]

I can't put it out, but I can stop it spreading.

[coughinguplove]

There's nothing that can be done about it, so it just has to be fine!

[intheblueblazes]

Nothing? You sure you shouldn't be in the hospital?

[coughinguplove]

I've been there.

[intheblueblazes]

Shit...

[awkward 8(]

You really good to go? You gotta be tough as nails.

[coughinguplove]

Just part of being a good housewife!

[intheblueblazes]

Alchemy housewife? What's alchemy to you?

[coughinguplove]

Just housewife. I'm a butcher's wife who happens to know a little alchemy.

[intheblueblazes]

That wasn't a little anything! That was huge! You made a wall!

[coughinguplove]

[going for a roughish open-handed smack to the back of his head]

Big isn't the same as complex!

[intheblueblazes]

[skdfja;] Ow! Hey!

[coughinguplove]

You're a perfect example.

[intheblueblazes]

Wha...what does that even mean?!

[coughinguplove]

Big and simple.

[intheblueblazes]

Hey...

Anyway-- thanks for the help with the fire...

[coughinguplove]

You never did tell me how that got started.