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[capt_liarpants]

*Upon entering the Mess Hall today, you might notice something is wrong. Or, to be more exact, some things are missing. But before you realize what's been snatched, your eyes will probably be automatically drawn to the banner that's prominently displayed on one wall of the Mess Hall.*

Comments

[mywifeaneva]

. . .

If you really wanted to annoy everyone, you should have left the knives instead of the spoons.

[archaelologist]

[dude, we're not DUMB]

[mywifeaneva]

I'm just saying. It's not like those things are sharp anyway. You can't even stab potatoes with them. That's why it'd be annoying.

[archaelologist]

[people are softer than potatoes]

1/3

[lol_intertubes]

[just. shakes his head.]

2/3

[inna_tube]

HRM.

3/3

[inna_tube]

Oh, that's so mean! ...Raidou, do you want me to kill them when we find them?

[lol_intertubes]

I'm not really sure how much that would accomplish, Alice.

[trollghost]

WHAT

[archaelologist]

[your pain is delicious]

[trollghost]

[ YOU SUCK ]

[archaelologist]

[why yes, I am sucking up all this delicious pudding and hot cocoa]

[alwaysuserubber]

[luckily only civilized people need chairs and utensils to eat meat]

[archaelologist]

[THE END BOSS]

[alwaysuserubber]

[SLOWLY READING THE BANNER]

[archaelologist]

[...see you in a couple hours, captain]

[wetfortono]

[well, my diet lately consists of sandwiches and I eat kneeling on the floor, anyway.]

I guess they are pirates.

[archaelologist]

[why does no one believe us]

[wetfortono]

[you're too nice! letting us mooch living space on your ship doesn't help your evil rep.]

[archaelologist]

[SQUATTERS]