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[capt_liarpants]

*Upon entering the Mess Hall today, you might notice something is wrong. Or, to be more exact, some things are missing. But before you realize what's been snatched, your eyes will probably be automatically drawn to the banner that's prominently displayed on one wall of the Mess Hall.*

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[screwfate]

*...this is why Usopp can't have stoic lessons*

[screwfate]

Was there a reason for taking all of the chairs other than that?

[capt_liarpants]

We pillage the Mess Hall! We had to take something!

[screwfate]

Why did you have to pillage the mess hall in the first place?

[capt_liarpants]

Because Chie said I didn't seem like a pirate. I had to prove to her that she was definitely wrong.

[screwfate]

...You showed her.

[capt_liarpants]

Don't give me that look! I didn't want to take anything that anyone would really miss.

[screwfate]

And you chose desserts, of all things.

[capt_liarpants]

I like dessert. So does Robin!

[screwfate]

So do most people. That's the point--in choosing something no one would miss, you failed for a large portion of camp.

[capt_liarpants]

I didn't say miss, I said really miss. There's a difference.

[screwfate]

You may be underestimating some people's interest in sweets.

[capt_liarpants]

Y-Yeah. I forgot about Jerky Anemone.

[screwfate]

Some people take these things very seriously.

[capt_liarpants]

I w-won't let go of all of it! It's my loot now! Mine and Robin's loot! We'll fight them to the death! And I'll probably definitely diiie...

[screwfate]

...Such is the life of a pirate.