IT'S JULY IN AUSTRALIA / ASIA.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers! We hope y'all are doing well out there in the cornfields of Nebrassikota! Sure, it's July, which means the temperature is a-risin', but that doesn't mean you kids can't still have fun! So for the occasion, me and my groundhog buddies have planted lots of lovely flowers all over the camp for your entertainment! Stop and

Comments

[me_fuckyeah]

LOOK OUT FOR THE MISTLETOE!

[theskyenceguy]

Why? Besides being unseasonal, it's harmless.

[me_fuckyeah]

... Oh yeah, you're new around here.

Mistletoe makes people kiss. It's like the HQ for awkward situations!

[theskyenceguy]

Are you sure that isn't an excuse for the really desperate people here?

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, it's not like they mind, but it's not an excuse either!

Besides, not like anyone can get laid here...

[theskyenceguy]

...I hate this place.

[me_fuckyeah]

... Are you one of those desperate people?

[theskyenceguy]

Of course not! Do I look like it?!

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, I don't know. Weren't you some sorta scientist?

[theskyenceguy]

So you can't be intelligent and good looking at the same time?

[me_fuckyeah]

[thinking...]

I can't think of many good looking scientists outside of the movies...

[theskyenceguy]

[RAGE]

[me_fuckyeah]

OW! Throwing things isn't very polite!

[theskyenceguy]

It's not very polite to say I look desperate!