Camp Bachelor/Bachelorette Auctions: Male Campers

[hidesthebodies]

[Bright and early this morning, you might notice that the auctioneer block is once again up in front of the zombie whorehouse. Oriya is off to the side, looking like he would rather be almost anywhere else.]

Welcome to day two of the Camp Bachelor and Bachelorette Auctions. Today, male campers will be auctioned off to the highest bidder

Comments

AUCTIONEER

[archaelologist]

I have a feeling you'll fetch quite a high price.

[toxicological]

I might as well let them get one bid in. Make them feel a little better about losing.

A pot of flowers.

[im_impulse]

Ummmm, wait, I've got $2.34 a Rob Liefeld comic--it's signed!--and I'll clean out the Director's barn. I can find any needles in those haystacks!

[soviet_catboy]

$100.

[archaelologist]

What kind of flowers? As of now, the boy with the cat ears has the highest bid.

[toxicological]

Not killing someone the other bidders care about. One selection each.

[archaelologist]

Oh my.

[comesinfourth]

That's a crappy bid. I wouldn't let her anyway! I bid a day with a superhero.

[im_impulse]

What she said! Two superheroes and intervention for any dirty supervillain cheating.

...we'd do that for free but if it helps bidding Robin then it should count too.

[theskyenceguy]

$2000 and this unopened bag of Snackoos.

[toxicological]

Two genetically modified plants, customized to do whatever the Director wants. That's worth much more than $2000.

[soviet_catboy]

$3000 and a kitten.

[toxicological]

The plants and Harley.

[archaelologist]

Miss Red Hair is currently in the lead.

[im_impulse]

--wait, okay, how about an I.O.U for saving six universes?

[comesinfourth]

An exclusive picture of Red Robin and Superboy making out. Without mistletoe.