Camp Bachelor/Bachelorette Auctions: Male Campers

[hidesthebodies]

[Bright and early this morning, you might notice that the auctioneer block is once again up in front of the zombie whorehouse. Oriya is off to the side, looking like he would rather be almost anywhere else.]

Welcome to day two of the Camp Bachelor and Bachelorette Auctions. Today, male campers will be auctioned off to the highest bidder

Comments

[theskyenceguy]

....10 dollars.

He can name the entire periodic table in alphabetical order!

[rhymeswithgrim]

I'm not really up for auction.

SCIENCE BROS

[theskyenceguy]

I don't think you've got a choice.

He's been examining alien DNA for FUN.

[rhymeswithgrim]

You have the choice not to participate. Or is camp really forcing you to spend your money on this?

I'll help you clone all the dead boyfriends you want, baby.

[theskyenceguy]

Your utility belt just looks really interesting. And I'm bored.

[rhymeswithgrim]

You're bidding on the boy, not the toy. And anyway, I'm not at liberty to share the contents of the belt.

[theskyenceguy]

It'll be nice to have a conversation with someone with half a brain, at least.

[rhymeswithgrim]

You don't need to abuse "threat of bachelor auction" to come talk with me in the hospital labs.

[theskyenceguy]

Where's the fun in that?

[rhymeswithgrim]

I'd have the benefit of being surrounded by highly corrosive materials.

Seriously, if it's just a decent conversation about science and techonology, I'd have one with you for "free."

[theskyenceguy]

...Now I just want to beat that redhead.

[rhymeswithgrim]

She is pretty compelling.