Camp Bachelor/Bachelorette Auctions: Male Campers

[hidesthebodies]

[Bright and early this morning, you might notice that the auctioneer block is once again up in front of the zombie whorehouse. Oriya is off to the side, looking like he would rather be almost anywhere else.]

Welcome to day two of the Camp Bachelor and Bachelorette Auctions. Today, male campers will be auctioned off to the highest bidder

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Demyx - For those with the finest taste in mullets.

[nocturnemission]

Wait, what?

[theskyenceguy]

...Ew.

[nocturnemission]

What's the "ew" for? I'm top-quality goods!

[theskyenceguy]

Maybe, but a mullet? That was in style about fifty years ago.

[nocturnemission]

Those were just sad precursors to my hair. I totally re-invented it!

[theskyenceguy]

Some things should stay dead. Like murder victims.

[nocturnemission]

Whatever, you just can't handle the full intensity of my hair's awesomeness.

[theskyenceguy]

[your awesome hair now has a Snackoo stuck in it]

[nocturnemission]

Hey! Don't just go throwing stuff in people's hair. Did you fail kindergarten, or something?

[theskyenceguy]

It's an improvement.

[nocturnemission]

How's that an improvement.

[Picking the Snackoo out and giving it a look]

[theskyenceguy]

Snackoos are beautiful creations, unlike your...hair.

[nocturnemission]

No way, it's just some weird snack thing.

[Giving it a quick sniff... munch munch.]

[theskyenceguy]

What do you think?

[nocturnemission]

Pretty good, actually. It'd be better if it hadn't been in my hair, though.

[theskyenceguy]

It'd be better if it had sugar like it was supposed to, too.