itp: cognitive dissonance

[halfcocked]

[in this cornfield-corner of camp, there is one BADASS LEATHER-CLAD PUNK MOTHERFUCKER

. . . playing with an adorable tiny kitten. he looks so happy]

Rar~ raaar~

(( HAKUREN WILL BE BACK SOON, SHE'S GOING OUT TO GET ICE CREAM. SO DUMPED! ETA I have ice cream now so I forgive her. ETA 2 she returns!!!1

Comments

[commander_bitch]

[... kind of cute ...]

You have a cat, too?

[halfcocked]

Looks like I do now!

[commander_bitch]

A stray?

[halfcocked]

Nah, he's got an owner.

[watchmycannon]

[Kitten!]

--May I touch it?

[a_holy_oak]

[jiiiiiiiii]

[watchmycannon]

Hello, cat. You are quite lovely, are you not?

[a_holy_oak]

[oh, well then, PREENS A LITTLE]

Thank you.

[vicfurryfanfare]

[there is something funny about this kitten...]

[halfcocked]

Don't you dare pull any shit like last time!

[vicfurryfanfare]

I-- I'm not! Last time, I didn't even...

[sulks :(]

[halfcocked]

I'm just warning you! If it's this cat, I shoot to kill, no questions asked. That goes for everyone, not just you!

[blindstheworld]

Oh, how adorable!

[a_holy_oak]

[AHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO hiding behind Devit's knee]

[blindstheworld]

...did I frighten you?

[a_holy_oak]

[PEEKS]

[my_pleasure]

[ pfffffft. On the one hand this is funny because it's so unmanry. On the other, it's actually sincerely endearing. ]

[a_holy_oak]

[UNHAPPY KITTEN]

[my_pleasure]

[ socute. ] Is Devit bothering you, little guy?

[a_holy_oak]

[pins ears, squeaky kitten growl]