Playing the Game
[It'd be hard not to hear this very well-prepared speech if you happen to be passing by the entrance to the mess hall today.]
It's all very simple! Follow the deep and insightful rules of conduct and etiquette that I teach you and I promise that you'll be picking up super dynamite babes left and right, by the dozens, so many you won't know what to do with them all! Every man in miles will be jealous of your success, wondering hopelessly, eternally wanting to know your secrets that you have already sworn never to share! The training is rough, the knowledge is stirring, every cell in your body will truly awaken to the ways of how to pick up the perfect girl and or girls!
Your time starts now! The moment is here! Are you ready, Anri?!
[... Someone help the poor girl.]
(( OOC: Both of us are out; tags'll be picked up later o/ ))
It's all very simple! Follow the deep and insightful rules of conduct and etiquette that I teach you and I promise that you'll be picking up super dynamite babes left and right, by the dozens, so many you won't know what to do with them all! Every man in miles will be jealous of your success, wondering hopelessly, eternally wanting to know your secrets that you have already sworn never to share! The training is rough, the knowledge is stirring, every cell in your body will truly awaken to the ways of how to pick up the perfect girl and or girls!
Your time starts now! The moment is here! Are you ready, Anri?!
[... Someone help the poor girl.]
(( OOC: Both of us are out; tags'll be picked up later o/ ))