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[nocturnemission]

[Somewhere NOT in the middle of a cornfield, there is a desk with a "FREE ADVICE (tips appreciated)" sign taped to it. Behind the desk, a man with a mullet is sitting back and playing sitar.]

Come get your free advice! I guarantee it'll be great!

Comments

[hebihymensama]

Hmph! What sort of advice could be given from a fool?

[alwaysuserubber]

Oh, Hammock.

[hebihymensama]

L-Luffy. I didn't see you come up. Were you . . . looking for me?

[alwaysuserubber]

Kinda!

[derepathy]

Free AND guarenteed?

[nocturnemission]

Yep!
... But if you wanted to leave a tip, I wouldn't argue.

[derepathy]

Sorry, I don't have pocket change.

[nocturnemission]

Oh... Okay.

[thepiltdownman]

How great is great?

[nocturnemission]

Well, you know, pretty awesome.

[thepiltdownman]

Just pretty awesome, or so awesome words fail?

[nocturnemission]

Thaaaat kinda depends on the question.

[dig_alildeeper]

You're suddenly an all-wise guru now, huh?

[nocturnemission]

Nah, but I figure I should at least give it a try.

[dig_alildeeper]

But you're promising that it'll be great. What will you do if it's not?

[nocturnemission]

Then I'll refund the tip.

[nocturnemission]

That's what the sign says! Need any?

[nocturnemission]

Well I sure can't if you don't ask anything!