[THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT]

[deaddys_here]

ATTENTION CHILDREN, NORMAL PEOPLE AND OTHER NON-COMBATANTS!

We're having a sleep-over in the Mess Hall! There'll be cake and a piñatas.

((There is indeed cake and piñatas. Mingle post for people who don't wanna be in the FINAL BATTLE. I'll be around, though not running it properly. ETA: I'm in and out guys, but use this post for piñata antics))

Comments

[marypoopins]

Why do you assume that because I'm a child, I'm not a combatant. That's ageism. I'll sue.

Or you could still give me cake and I'll let this all slide.

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[marypoopins]

Ha! Chances are I will.

[hasabigbazooka]

Go ahead and take your chances then.

[marypoopins]

FINE.

[blindfolded and... MISS]

[hasabigbazooka]

[oh man i so called this. as for keywords, just replace "hijikata" with "kagura" and it works]

What was that just now? Did you miss, China?

[marypoopins]

[SWINGING IN THE DIRECTION OF OKITA'S VOICE, ASSHOLE]

[hasabigbazooka]

[--narrowly ducking that]

Hey! I'll write you up for aggravated assault against a police officer if you try that again.

[marypoopins]

What was that? I have a blindfold on. Can't see.

[hasabigbazooka]

[taking another bite of his cake, maybe looking for a passerby to lead her towards, but alas...]

Remember, the pinata's in the opposite direction.

[marypoopins]

[SWING SWING SWING BROKEN TABLE WHOOPS]

[hasabigbazooka]

[just chillin' and eatin' his cake]

Don't hit anything important, okay?

[marypoopins]

If I do, it's your fault!

[hasabigbazooka]

I'm not taking responsibility for anything you damage. After all, I'm not the one blindly swinging a stick around.

[marypoopins]

Like how you don't take responsibility for anything else. And I'm only swinging this stupid thing because you said to.

[hasabigbazooka]

Ohh, but don't you want the candy inside?

[marypoopins]

What?!