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[fuckyoucult]

[it's early evening in Camp Fuck You Die. the sun slowly sets in the west, casting a red tinge across the swamp land. candles begin to flicker in the windows. crickets chirp. off in the distance, it sounds like a purple gorilla is furiously masturbating

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[trump_apple]

[Leaving the hospital to investigate the noise as well, this can't be good.]

[write_it_in]

[is leaning against the wall of the building, smoking]

Curiosity...

[trump_apple]

[Looking over to him, he suspects nothing at the moment.]

What's curious?

[write_it_in]

Just that it kills cats.

[comes over, blowing smoke out the side of his mouth]

Are you sick?

[watchmycannon]

[Striding purposefully across Camp's grounds, looking for those he cares about]

[my_pleasure]

Going somewhere?

[watchmycannon]

The destination is not the important part.

[my_pleasure]

[ chuckles ] I think it is. But humor me, what are you after?

[lol_intertubes]

[not sure he can stand upright at this point, but loading his revolver and grabbing a few demon tubes anyway]

[fuckyoucult]

[if you have six bullets and there are ten cultists surrounding you right now, do you feel lucky?

Well, do ya, punk?]

[lol_intertubes]

[Ten...?

Fine. Attempting to summon Lilith in hopes that she can put you all to sleep.]

[fuckyoucult]

[We are legion, sleep one and ten will rise up or something...]

[capthlock_rage]

[sick firebender is leaving his cabin -- all this screaming is very concerning]

[fuckyoucult]

[someone from the roof adds insult to injury by dumping a bucket of cold water on him when he exits

Your life, dude]

[capthlock_rage]

[al;sdjkfsalf FLAIL]

WHO DID THAT?!

[benddeyada]

[SUDDENLY there is a small Buddha at your side]

Zuko.

[weatherfairy]

[ahbsjfd what--! sudden waking up. aren't hospitals supposed to be quiet?]

[fuckyoucult]

[some dude is hanging out in your doorway]

Hey, pretty.

[weatherfairy]

[oh I've seen you guys before]

W-what--? ...what do you want?

[fuckyoucult]

Something tasty.