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[tracksuitwinner]

Well. Some of you may remember being the recipient of a fine, furry friend. And, some of you may remember being in your birthday suits for longer than even your mother would have wanted to see

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[capt_liarpants]

Oh. It's the crazy lady.

*goes to walk away*

[tracksuitwinner]

NOT SO FAST.

[capt_liarpants]

*jumps a foot in the air* AUGH, WHAT?!

[tracksuitwinner]

...that jump. Do it again.

[watchmycannon]

Is there a price to be paid for your silence, or do you merely enjoy making others squirm?

[tracksuitwinner]

Now that's a two part question that I can't in good conscious say no to.

[watchmycannon]

I am doubtful you could apply the phrase 'in good conscience' to any part of this situation, madam.

[tracksuitwinner]

You caught me. A little naughty never hurt.

[boldstarring]

Hamsters, Ms. Sylvester?

[tracksuitwinner]

...

That's right. And if you even think about crying over animal cruelty I want to see ingredient labels for everything in your hair, pronto.

[boldstarring]

I didn't say anything of the sort. Besides, I make sure to only use products that have stickers stating that they use alternatives to animal testing in the preliminary process and have been approved by the Humane Society. It's so important to look out for the environment and everyone in it.

[tracksuitwinner]

Looking out for everyone? Is that really what you're doing in Schuester's little...club.

[dickwithwings]

I don't recall getting a hamster.

[tracksuitwinner]

Then you must be useless.

[dickwithwings]

And exactly what are your standards for a person's use?

[tracksuitwinner]

...

Hair.

[ohno_u_didnt]

The hamster was a spy?!

[a_bit_unstaple]

I knew something was suspicious.

You must always look a gift hamster in the mouth, Ohno-senpai; especially if that mouth is goin to spill all your secrets.

[ohno_u_didnt]

But he was so cute and fluffy...

[a_bit_unstaple]

Some of the most fiendish villains are.

Shall I silence it permanently for you?