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[tobethemiracle]

[THERE ARE SEVEN PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND WHAT IS A VERY LARGE POST DRIVEN INTO THE GROUND.  they are having a serious discussion.]

You can't tell me that's not the most superfluous post you've ever seen.  Or is it a pole? It's a pretty serious one, if it is.

[very serious.]

((Aurica, Colette, Emil, Luke, Ronan, Steph, Vayne.  SAY WHO YOU WANT

Comments

[motherbored]

It's not really that remarkable.

[tobethemiracle]

No, but it is startling.

[motherbored]

Why?

[tobethemiracle]

I don't know, but I'm going to find out.

[goddamnbatsperm]

You are all incredible losers for talking about this.

[comesinfourth]

You would know.

[goddamnbatsperm]

I know them when I see them, yes.

[comesinfourth]

Oh my God, you are so eight years old.

[boosterrific]

That's pretty serious.

[comesinfourth]

The most serious.

[boosterrific]

You know, I think there's a shortage of good, natural blondes in the world. Thanks for representing.

[comesinfourth]

I and the twenty something other blonde teenaged superheroines do our best.

[flamingmana]

It's just a pole-

[but is cut off as something from the trees flies out! and hits him in the face! AND IN A BURST OF LIGHT REVEALS--]

[nut_timesharing]

[...it was probably not the monster you always dreamed of]

I have a pact with you?

[flamingmana]

[ow my head. ow my life]

What are you talking about? Where did you even come from?!

[nut_timesharing]

How should I know? I just know that you and I have a pact.

[therictorscale]

Why are people always talking about posts? I'd get it if they were emanating evil or on fire but they're just wood stuck in the ground.

[areplicatedhope]

This has happened before? When?

[therictorscale]

Victor and his friends did this once. It was just a rotting plank of wood!

[areplicatedhope]

Where did it happen? Maybe there's a pattern.