Do You Need a Ninja Friend?
*Somewhere in camp, possibly near you, there is a table. In front of the table, there is a large sandwich board style sign which reads:
DO YOU WANT A NINJA FRIEND?
Have you been in Camp for years and still never made a ninja friend? Lost your ninja friend somewhere along the way? New, and haven't yet realized how much you need a ninja? Or maybe you want to socialize the ninja you already have and don't want to teach someone new the art of "..."ing?
Well, this fine Hyuuga might be the ninja for you! Like all ninja, he comes with stealing free cable and flip out and kill people options, but this deluxe model also features special childhood trauma and find your lost keys or left socks upgrades.
Ask about our free donuts and backrubs!!
On the table is a plate of assorted donuts. Shackled to the table by a chain which doesn't appear to have any real locking mechanism is one ninja with an expression on his face which implies that asking about the backrubs might not actually be all that advisable.*
((ETA: Slowing down and flopping. Will pick up threads tomorrow. Sorry for any flakiness!))
DO YOU WANT A NINJA FRIEND?
Have you been in Camp for years and still never made a ninja friend? Lost your ninja friend somewhere along the way? New, and haven't yet realized how much you need a ninja? Or maybe you want to socialize the ninja you already have and don't want to teach someone new the art of "..."ing?
Well, this fine Hyuuga might be the ninja for you! Like all ninja, he comes with stealing free cable and flip out and kill people options, but this deluxe model also features special childhood trauma and find your lost keys or left socks upgrades.
Ask about our free donuts and backrubs!!
On the table is a plate of assorted donuts. Shackled to the table by a chain which doesn't appear to have any real locking mechanism is one ninja with an expression on his face which implies that asking about the backrubs might not actually be all that advisable.*
((ETA: Slowing down and flopping. Will pick up threads tomorrow. Sorry for any flakiness!))