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[a_bit_unstaple]

[There are two girls doing homework in the library, one with a PILE of books surrounding her and one with none at all. There's a sign on their table that reads:

FREE HOMEWORK HELP*
*Success rate may vary]

Hitagi-senpai, are you sure these English phrases are appropriate?

Of course, Sakura-chan. I can't possibly think of a reason why "Me love

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[healingcock]

Here's another phrase for you: "it's a trap."

[fulltimeheroine]

It's a trap!

...Like that?

[healingcock]

Very good.

[fulltimeheroine]

Thank you.

You're very good at English.

[haspinkglasses]

That doesn't sound right.

[a_bit_unstaple]

Does it?

I think Sakura-chan is doing quite well.

[haspinkglasses]

How well do you usually do in English?

[a_bit_unstaple]

Quite well, I think.

[coulrofabulist]

Ah, nothing is nicer than two young maidens exchanging lovely appropriate phrases!

[a_bit_unstaple]

It's how all appropriate words should be appropriated.

[coulrofabulist]

How cleverly put! Exact and accurately appropriate!

[a_bit_unstaple]

Are all your compliments complimentary? Somehow, they feel like jokes at my expense.

[whatakida]

Nice job, Senjougahara-san.

[a_bit_unstaple]

It's community service.

[whatakida]

What better way to serve the community than to teach them important life-benefiting phrases.

[a_bit_unstaple]

I'm not quite certain about how beneficial it is, but it's certainly brightening my life.

[painedintheneck]

[looking up from his own space at the table with this face]

...

[a_bit_unstaple]

Do you require assistance as well, Araragi-kun?

[painedintheneck]

Not in whichever subject you're currently teaching, I don't. Internet Memes 101?

[a_bit_unstaple]

If you didn't approve of my subject matter, you simply could have said so. I'll gladly change the subject for you. For example, physics:

An experimental physicist performs an experiment involving two cats, nearly identical in terms of sex, age, weight, breed, eye and hair color.

The physicist places both cats an inclined tin roof at the same height and lets them both go at the same time. One of the cats fall off the roof first, so obviously there is some difference between the two cats.

What is the difference?