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[fallensol]

[MAGICALLY there is a swingset! and sitting on it is a book-reading blond boy and his pokemon chain.]

Either she has blackcurrant eyes or she doesn't.  Why haven't they bitten them to find out?

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[oztensibly]

A-Ah, they're not being literal, Alice. They just look like blackcurrants...

[fallensol]

...do boys wear perfume too?

[oztensibly]

Boys wear something else! It's called cologne.

[fallensol]

Why do they have different names?

[oztensibly]

I think it's because they're made differently. Perfumes tend to have floral scents while colognes are musky.

[fallensol]

I'll wear cologne then.

[oztensibly]

But Lady Sharon won't have any.

[fallensol]

The stupid raven would.

[oztensibly]

... I doubt that.

[fallensol]

You don't and I don't think the dumb clown would.

[oztensibly]

We might have to extend our options.

[fallensol]

But to who?

[oztensibly]

Hmm.

[fallensol]

I could smell everyone and find out.

[oztensibly]

...That might not be very efficient...

[fallensol]

What else can we do?