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[whatakida]

[wherever you are, whatever you're doing, if you happen to be inside then you'll find that your door is now being THROWN OPEN by a noisy blond teenager]

Excuuuuuse meeee! Is this where new people are supposed to go?

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[gameoverorbust]

[at the door of a spaceship! With a DS in hand!]

Pff, you wish!

[whatakida]

Where are all the informational guidance signs when you need them?

[gameoverorbust]

There isn't any. You'll have to rely on some kind guy telling you what's up and maybe letting you stay with him until you get a place to call your own.

[whatakida]

That doesn't sound like a really efficient system.

[servicewitha]

[llllooks up from the table by his bed where he is cleaning his gun]

It can be.

[whatakida]

[WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE GUNS HERE lingering in the doorway]

You're a lot harder to find than I thought you'd be then.

[servicewitha]

[:)]

Well, I do live in the middle of nowhere.

[whatakida]

Was finding you a part of a test? Did I pass?

[a_bit_unstaple]

[Brandishing stationery]

I do believe you're a little lost.

[painedintheneck]

... oi, Senjougahara! They said it was new people week, shouldn't you cut them a little slack?

[a_bit_unstaple]

I suppose you're right, Araragi-kun.

[Puts everything away. Except for a single pencil.]

It's not a proper welcome without a little initiation, wouldn't you say?

[painedintheneck]

[... ... watching your conversation]

Well... I really can't argue with your judgement.

[inyohead]

I think you're a little lost.

[whatakida]

[uho]

Then are you the angel sent to guide me?

[inyohead]

*...likes you a little already*

Jeez, that's a lot to expect. I might be able to help you out, though.

[whatakida]

I'd appreciate all the help I can get, Angel-san.

[notlow]

. . .

[notlow]

[resumes masturbating]

[whatakida]

Sorry, did I interrupt just as it was getting good?

[notlow]

Okay, way to go, homo. Boner killed.