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[fuckyoucamp]

Children,

Comments

[khym_chanur]

I always thought I could bring him back with enough technology.

Wait, does that mean that the zombies are a result of your failed attempts at bringing back your fiancé? If so, since the zombies were already here when the first campers arrived, then he died before any of them came here, and thus none of them could have killed him.

Also, a black-and-white photo of someplace in the woods isn't going to do the campers much good. Plotting the location of the leg on a map of the camp, and telling them how you found it, would be good clues. This photo? Not a good clue. I'm beginning to think that you don't want the campers to solve the mystery.

[fuckyoucamp]

Good lord. Someone actually has a brain around there.

More details would be given; I am in too emotinal a state to supply them now, however.

[shinnanigans]

Hey, all the rest of us have brains! If we didn't, the zombies wouldn't come after us.

So there.

[khym_chanur]

Good lord. Someone actually has a brain around there.

Well, I'm not a camper, so maybe that's explains it. Maybe the force-field generator you're using to keep in the campes is also lowering their intelligence.

[speakingisnot]

Y'know, ever consider that this Stephen guy might not actually be dead? I mean, he could've always faked his death to leave everyone in confused in-fighting while he steps up his big plans of world domination while no one suspected a thing.

...eh, or maybe not.

So uh, this guy like art?

[fuckyoucamp]

He's dead, child. We're very sure of this.

And yes. But he had no taste.

[speakingisnot]

How'd he feel about Macaroni and Pipecleaner renditions of the Pieta?

[fuckyoucamp]

They lacked metaphorical dimension.

[not___again]

..I-I.. Uhm.. Do you think the murderer has a.. T-thing for blonds?

I'm going to go hide under a rock now.

OOC

[ningen_demonai]

Squee!!! RON!! ^.^*