Because chan mentions cool things.

[healerhat]

*Today, in the mess hall, all the food has been replaced by jello.

Much of said jello is on fire for no discernible reason.*

Is that supposed to happen?

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[borncaptain]

[dumps a glass of water on it]

[healerhat]

Kirk-san, are you all right?

[borncaptain]

Me? Just peachy. Why're you asking?

[healerhat]

The food is suddenly catching fire... Aren't people going to get burned this way?

[killerofademon]

... Jello's not supposed to be fried.

[healerhat]

I didn't think it could catch fire at all. It's mostly water, right?

[killerofademon]

Maybe there's some weird chemical in it.

[healerhat]

A weird chemical?

[divinefailure]

It's a Bombe Jellaska!

[healerhat]

What's that?

[divinefailure]

A dessert. Only this one doesn't look right.

[healerhat]

Well, it's on fire...

[notahellhound]

[walking by to put away his tray when FIRE. tray, meet floor.]

Ah! What?! W-why is it on fire?!

[healerhat]

I think Camp did it...

[notahellhound]

[grabbing nearest beverage and putting out the fire!!]

(ooc: i forgot i have TO GO TO SLEEP, so will pick up tomorrow morning :) ♥)

[healerhat]

*... was that beverage alcoholic, by any chance.*

((Okay!))

[ridestherider]

N-No, jello isn't supposed to be flammable.

[healerhat]

Then, how?

[ridestherider]

I can't say that I know. It should just melt! [Upturns a glass of water on some of it.]

[healerhat]

*Aaand it goes out.*

That's so strange...