ITP: JUDGING

[drapethuselah]

[Oh look, there are two charming blond individuals out on what looks like a pleasant Valentine's date, complete with refreshments! Nothing suspicious here ... except that as you walk by they are judging you.]

...oh, we'll also have to make sure we look out for color clashes! Appearances do count for something, and we only want the best~

Haha, not

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[schizoreality]

. . . oh dear.

[narcolepsnip]

Ah, it's Miss Wanda~.

[schizoreality]

Hello, Vincent. Have I come across something interesting?

[narcolepsnip]

We're matchmaking.

[trunkate]

You have some truly unusual hobbies, Vincent.

[narcolepsnip]

[*~beams~* up at you.]

Eight.

[trunkate]

[ . . . lights a cigarette. ]

[narcolepsnip]

Shall I take that response as displeasure?

[odiousialist]

[I'd be so amused if I knew what this was about]

[drapethuselah]

Hm, you would certainly make a striking pair. Nine~!

[odiousialist]

Ah, what is this about?

[drapethuselah]

We're looking for a very romantic date for a friend of ours. ♥

[necessaryevil]

*this is clearly the perfect time to pass by this area*

[narcolepsnip]

... nine!

[necessaryevil]

...I beg your pardon?

[narcolepsnip]

Ah ... do pardon me. We're matchmaking for one of our more unfortunate acquaintances.

[sistercomplex]

Impending danger? On Valentine's Day?

[drapethuselah]

...too female.

[sistercomplex]

Man, rub it in already

[drapethuselah]

Hm?