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Chiaki and Alpha

[shamedbythecone]

[.....what am I doing here?]

[shamedbythecone]

[he moves he head so that the card is easier to get at.]

[maestrobater]

[reads the card and debates holding it out for him to read...if he can :|a man this is awkward]

Hmphf. That's me.

[shamedbythecone]

What is it that we are supposed to be doing?

[maestrobater]

[looks at the card again and sputters]

D-dating--it's. It's obviously wrong! The wrong day and I--have...I have cooking to do. [cough] My beef stroganoff is probably spoiled completely.

[shamedbythecone]

Dating?

[maestrobater]

It's obviously a weird joke. Just a joke, ha ha. It's hard to read sarcasm on these things.

[shamedbythecone]

What is this "dating"?

[maestrobater]

It's something humans do sometimes! They find someone they're interested in and go out and do things on set "dates," so dating...

[shamedbythecone]

Leads to mating?

[maestrobater]

[choking sound]

N-not. Only sometimes. It's more like a play date to see if people are compatible.

[shamedbythecone]

Are not humans able to smell when the bitch is in heat?

[maestrobater]

[just continuing with his head in his hands]

First, that's the last word you want to use on a human female during a date. Second, humans don't have mating cycles the way other mammals do so it's sort of whenever they feel like it thing.

[shamedbythecone]

[puppy only somewhat understands but sure! why not]

I see.

[maestrobater]

It's more like playing...fetch. Really like playing fetch.

[shamedbythecone]

Fetch?!