parara rararara rarararaa!!

[mizshortcake]

[VROOM VROOOOM, an moped has been cycling around camp for several minutes, and everyone can hear it. Occasionally, its horns blast out a sequence that sounds like the main theme from the Godfather movie. Seriously, this thing is disproportionally REALLY LOUD to how small it is. Other disproportionate things include its huge windshield, seat back,

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[cloisterfucked]

I was going to ask almost the same question, except my version was about showers instead of pavement.

[mizshortcake]

...Are you real dirty right now?

[cloisterfucked]

I've been hiking in the woods for three days. So yeah, I think I might be.

[mizshortcake]

Well uh. Shit. Good luck, man.

[deadbeatgoeson]

Get out, basically.

[mizshortcake]

Yeah, so I heard. Pain in the fucking ass, man.

[deadbeatgoeson]

No shit. I got three days' break from this pukehole earlier this month and the first thing I did was drive.

... second was get laid. Kind of a one-two sequence there.

[mizshortcake]

Uhh sure man, I ain't gotta hear about that junk.

[bicycloptic]

[that is one blinged out moped.]

There isn't any.

[mizshortcake]

Yeah alright, I heard y'all the first time. Thanks, man.

[bicycloptic]

Not a problem. Plenty of us here miss pavement.

Nice bike. [aside from the... excessive pink, it's not that bad-looking.]

[mizshortcake]

[BRIGHTENS UP :D]

Hey, you like bikes, man?

[sqpeg_roundhole]

[...?]

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[mizshortcake]

Whatcha lookin' at, girlie?

[sqpeg_roundhole]

The noise is disrupting my brainstorming.

What kind of motorbike is that?

[mizshortcake]

Oh good, then you'll start brainsunning.

It's a Honda, though customed the shit out. By yours truly.