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[Have issues with your parents that you're just burning to discuss? Would you rather not talk about them at all? Either way, you will find yourself inexplicably drawn to the corner of the mess hall, where a gentleman sits behind a table, holding a checklist.]

Ah . . . my apologies, but you will likely find yourself unable to leave, until you discuss your relationship with a parent or guardian figure.