NINJA WARRIOR!1!!one!
[Today in Camp Fuck You Die, on a shallow slope of the volcano, is a four-stage obstacle course built above water, in which there are things... moving. But don't focus on that! This. Is. NINJA WARRIOR. Tests of strength! Endurance! Speed! Skill! Do you dare approach? Or perhaps you're one of the poor contestants trapped in a pen behind the starting
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Our next contender is Yzak Jule! A Coordinator commander of the ZAFT military on PLANT. All acronyms aside, as a Coordinator Yzak's strengths are basically "better than Naturals at about everything, except when it comes to one Coordinator named Athrun Zala who tops him relentlessly" due to enhanced physical and mental capabilities, so you bet we have a special course just for this little guy.
Yzak enjoys hobbies such as chess, piloting giant robots, screaming, folklore, hitting things and possibly raiding his mom's closet. As one hell of a foxy woman, we can vouch that Yzak's mom has great taste in clothes that all feminine looking soldiers would appreciate - as well as one fine ass. Considering we've pissed him off enough to give him the momentum for this course, let's begin.
...haha. Okay. On your mark, Commander.
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