[PRETEND THIS HAPPENED LAST WEEK OR SO]

[grown_a_bulge]

Bloody hell I'm still breathing.

((GOTTA SET STUFF FOR TOMORROW. I'll try to pick up later. IN CASE I DISAPPEAR, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ♥))

Comments

[blowsurmind]

Dude, isn't that a good thing?

[grown_a_bulge]

Would I be whining about it if it was?

[blowsurmind]

Then quit your whining.

[grown_a_bulge]

I see people here aren't gettin' any smarter.

[00_05]

Not often that you hear that statement said with such disappointment.

Let me guess, are you a well-preserved zombie or some supernatural creature? Or supposed to be?

[grown_a_bulge]

Gold star for the kid!

[00_05]

Well then, condolences on being temporarily human for as long as it happens. I suppose you've figured out fully how the lungs work by now.

[grown_a_bulge]

Was born human, used to breathe on reflex need it to talk and smoke.

[lovedinvein]

You could try holding your breath?

[grown_a_bulge]

...

Why do I even bother.

[lovedinvein]

I'm not the one complaining about breathing.

[grown_a_bulge]

Didn't have to before.

[boxbythebed]

Would you like me to help you stop breathing?

[grown_a_bulge]

You got ideas?

[boxbythebed]

A few.

[grown_a_bulge]

Tried dyin' already, didn't work-- but we can try again.

[duplicut]

Do you need someone to kill you?

[grown_a_bulge]

Tried it, didn't work.

[duplicut]

Do you want to try again?

[grown_a_bulge]

Maybe.

Or we can spar once I'm undead again.