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[gameoverorbust]

[It's common sight for those who have long inhabited camp: A new young camper stumbles away from the direction of the lake with a gun slung across his shoulders-- plus, he's covered in slime and mud, a familiar tell-tale of a close-call with Marcy

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[spacefreeze]

You can't beat Marcy with just a gun!

[gameoverorbust]

Watch me.

[spacefreeze]

Sure, I'll watch you try . . .

[gameoverorbust]

I just need some items or something.

[canhascow]

-do not go fighting Marcy again. Her interests are not in combat.

[gameoverorbust]

.......

IT'S A BOSS!

[canhascow]

[assumes you're talking about his epaulettes]

I am a commodore and I would thank you to be more precise than simply "boss."

[gameoverorbust]

Yeah yeah yeah, I'll be careful. Haven't even beat the mid-boss yet.

[necessaryevil]

You don't seem particularly traumatized.

[gameoverorbust]

She was tricky, but I got ouuuu....

[necessaryevil]

How fortunate for you.

...Is there a problem?

[gameoverorbust]

...naaah, it's nothing.

[screwfate]

...Or you could not.

[gameoverorbust]

Where's the fun in that?

[screwfate]

In not being molested by a monster?

[gameoverorbust]

[snorts] If you know what you're doing you can avoid that.

...you look familiar.

[takeme2urpants]

[excuse me were you fighting my off-again on-again GIRLFRIEND?]

[giving you an assessing look]

[gameoverorbust]

[...giving an assessing look right back. ARE YOU A COSPLAYER TOO?]

[takeme2urpants]

[it's a reeeeaaaaally obscure game]

Excuse me, from whence do you come?

[gameoverorbust]

[HMMMMMM]

I can ask you the same.