Mess Hall Intro

[shamedbythecone]

[You are probably enjoying your meal, I mean, it may be the last good meal you eat until Wednesday. And you would have probably enjoyed your meal in relative peace, if it wasn't for the dog that is suddenly looking intently at you and/or your food.]

[On the plus side, it doesn't seem to be begging for table scraps.]

((ooc: Intro for Alpha! New

Comments

[goddamnbadman]

[well there is certainly a ridiculous amount of food in front of me, but it also seems to be flying into my mouth pretty fast :Db]

[goddamnbadman]

[I AM GOING TO TEMPORARILY IGNORE THE FACT THAT I AM ARGUING WITH A DOG FOR THE MOMENT]

Does it look like he's here now?

[shamedbythecone]

No, but it would be best if I get a good whiff of his scent so that I may be better able to track him.

[goddamnbadman]

I believe you've done so already, so you're quite capable of tracking him down. Now, for the last time, shoo.

[shamedbythecone]

There are too many scents in the area that are preventing me from getting a good whiff of his scent.

[goddamnbadman]

Well isn't that just too bad!

[RESUMES EATING HIS FOOD 8| maybe that will clear some up for you? or maybe I'm just being a dick]

[shamedbythecone]

Yes, it is most not good.

[SNIFF SNIFF]

[goddamnbadman]

[MAN I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET AWAY FROM THERE--really casually flicking a lump of mashed potatoes into your nose]

[shamedbythecone]

[bark!]

That is most unhelpful in the search of my master.

[goddamnbadman]

My apologies. It must have slipped off of the fork.

[shamedbythecone]

With the way you eat, it is no wonder to see that your food flies off the eating utensils that you are using.

[goddamnbadman]

[IF I KNEW KAMI OR DENDE WERE ABLE TO HEAR, THIS WOULD BE DIRECTED AT THEM]

Even the animals here are dim-witted!

[shamedbythecone]

I am in no way dim-witted.