[ITP: surpraise!]

[iscrewtothink]

[It's a lovely day today, isn't it Camp? Unless, of course, your heard the sounds of a penguin screaming in horror. If you follow that noise, it's likely it abruptly cuts off while the child who has a hold of it and is possibly preparing to participate in things like crude vivisection or something of that nature blinks at it]

. . . ah. It fainted.