[itp: accidental bedninja'ing]

[alwaysuserubber]

[Tonight, maybe, just maybe, there's an extra person in your bed! Or, maybe, juuuuust maybe, this isn't the bed you remember falling asleep in.

But as long as neither of you wake up and there's enough blanket to go around, that doesn't sound so bad, does it?]

(( BEDNINJA POST, MINGLE FOR AUSSIE HOUR JUSTICE ))

Comments

[epicbossfight]

[I don't sleep, I wait]

[epicbossfight]

Right. Who's power is it you rule over exactly?

[sidequestqueen]

Why are you so interested in it?

[epicbossfight]

Who wouldn't be? But having power over power, while impressive, is pretty vague.

[sidequestqueen]

Someone not interested in the power of others? Placing limits on my powers by being less vague isn't half as fun.

[eatsroadkill]

[is perched on your headboard, by all appearances trying to decide whether or not to take exception to your face]

[epicbossfight]

[after a moment of being VERY surprised]

Let me guess, you talk.

[eatsroadkill]

[well, probably, if I could get my act together enough to remember that I can even in this shape, anyway]

[...]

[...yeah, nope.]

[epicbossfight]

Well, that's a relief.

[considering the stupidity of talking to a bird for a moment]

Can you understand me?

[eatsroadkill]

[opens beak at. Is this an affirmative or am I just about to bite you?]

[epicbossfight]

[if you get any closer I will hurl you across the room]

[eatsroadkill]

[no, sticking to the headboard for now, but gosh don't birds look crazy from up this close?]

[...making this rhaspy sound, a hissy expulsion of air just barely on the edge of vocalizing]

[epicbossfight]

[y. super crazy. too crazy for bedtime, infact.]

[flicking a ringer and knocking you clear across the room.]

[eatsroadkill]

[So what happens with your Jedi mind tricks when the object you're moving abruptly changes both mass and volume mid-transit?]

[which is to say, hi, flailing naked boy]

[epicbossfight]

[I assusume it drops. abruptly. which is quite a shocker. standing to go over and look.]

What are you?

[eatsroadkill]

[STILL FLAILING I might hit you purely by chance sry]