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[tracksuitwinner]

*move over, noobspeaker. there is a new megaphone in town, and it's in the hand of one tracksuited babe standing in the middle of camp.*

ATTENTION!!!Good. Now that you're all bright eyed and bushy tailed, we can get down to business. You've likely heard who I am by now, and frankly, yes, I have time for an autograph session. Unfortunately for you

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[gunsmoking]

I don't get it.

[thispersnickety]

Well, you will suit the uniform.

[gunsmoking]

No.

[thispersnickety]

We'll have to find you some pom poms that go with your hair.

[ohno_u_didnt]

Um, is the yelling really necessary?

[tracksuitwinner]

Oh my. Would it help if I spoke quieter?

[ohno_u_didnt]

I-it may be a little less intimidating if you did.

[tracksuitwinner]

OH, WOULD IT?

[gettin_fired_up]

Man, and I thought my coach was harsh.

[tracksuitwinner]

No, your coach was stupid. In the boxes, wise guy.

[gettin_fired_up]

I already train enough, thanks.

[tracksuitwinner]

Really. How many hours have you put in today.

[pie_or_death]

I didn't know you could put souls in boxes.

[tracksuitwinner]

Oh! Well in that case you can put yours in the dirt next to it!

[pie_or_death]

While I detect your somewhat cruel-sounding sarcasm, I'm going to counter by saying that I'm not going to move my abstract, religion-based abstract anywhere.

[tracksuitwinner]

Then when you pull your groin when trying to backflip don't blame me.

[capt_liarpants]

SomeoneELSEwantspeople'ssouls people can't give you souls it doesn't work that way at all!

[tracksuitwinner]

Are you...talking or having diarrhea of the mouth?

[capt_liarpants]

Of course I'm talking can't you hear except you can because you heard something and I guessIjustspeaktoofastforyouSwiftyLipsUsoppthat'sme! People can't giveyousouls!

[tracksuitwinner]

...

I'll make an exception for you. Why don't you just put your whole self in a box, hmm?