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[ This lovely afternoon in Camp Fuck You Die, there is a rumbling, a tumbling coming from beneath the earth. It grows louder until one can see the snow cave into a hole rapidly opening in the ground.

And that's when the giant ant bursts from the ground, pitching Zidane into the air. As he tumbles ass over teakettle into the snow, he says:]I

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[grewuptootsun]

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You have a fan club!?!?

[grewuptootsun]

STALKERS

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So you must be really popular. I knew a guy who had that problem; he used to hide from them by wearing a moogle suit.

[grewuptootsun]

...............I'm not wearing a moogle suit.

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You sure? He let me keep his, and I'm not using it!

[grewuptootsun]

That would just make them bother me more.

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Maybe we can get you a wig and dark glasses instead.

[grewuptootsun]

Zidane never went to school.

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... You're right, I didn't.

[grewuptootsun]

It's very different.

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Have you talked to them at all?

[grewuptootsun]

.........................how?

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...... Try being really boring?

[grewuptootsun]

I THOUGHT I WAS

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What about stamp collecting?