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[there is a kid staring up at the sign he's currently attached to by way of bungee cord -- he can only get so far away from it before getting snapped back under it, which apparently he tried, as he's sitting on his ass rather miserably. The sign?

Ask me anything. One day only, no lies.This can only end badly

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[twangs on the nice elastic rope]

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Because I said so, and I don't think I'm a jerk most of the time.

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I don't think you think I'm a jerk most of the time.

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I don't, but you're a jerk often enough.

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I didn't say I wasn't.

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You act like you're not.

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No, I act like I don't care. Which I don't, as long as people don't get hurt.

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...

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...it was close to what I was going to say.

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Ah.

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Nevermind.

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... What did you intend to say?

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I would have just said I didn't care.

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Oh.

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Hn. I guess we all kind of abuse the truth, huh.

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... Yeah.