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[mysteryomnomnom]

Olivia stretched wantonly on the sofa bed, her over-sized and fungi-riddled feet knocking her only friend -- a small cat named Alexander who hated her and wished fervently to run away and join the circus -- off the cushions and on to the floor. The cat hissed, but Olivia cared not, for she was very busy writing terrible fanfiction in an effort to

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[but_a_wolf]

Oh I'm sure we can.

[but_a_wolf]

Too late. Twilight has werewolves too.

[mysteryomnomnom]

True. But they don't reflect in the light or stare at underage women while they sleep.

[but_a_wolf]

... sparkling werewolf. Now there's an idea.